2012 Predictions

January 2, 2012

I know that this is the least original idea humanly possible, but it seems like all the cool kids are doing it so here goes.  The following things will almost definitely happen in 2012


The Honey Badger will take what he wants.  Starting with a national championship a week from today against Alabama.  Final score:17-9

Somebody is going to dramatically overpay Matt Flynn after his performance last week in relief of Aaron Rodgers.  My money is on the Redskins.

Terra Nova will get canceled.

I will be really pissed that Terra Nova got canceled.

Kevin Durant will be the NBA MVP

The Heat will win the NBA title

The Chiefs will trade up and draft Robert Griffin III.

The European Championship Soccer tournament will be really awesome this summer.  The Netherlands will win and absolutely no one in America will give a shit.

Ricky Rubio is going to blow up.  He will be one of the most famous guys in the league by then end of the year.

The hockey playoffs will happen and someone will win.

The Miami Marlins will still suck.  And no one will go to the game because people in South Florida are front-runners.  They are all transports who moved from New Jersey cause they thought Florida was winning.

The Panthers will make the playoffs but Cam Newton will put up worse numbers than he did this season.

Stupid people will pick Newton way to early in fantasy drafts and be really pissed off.  Just like everyone who picked Vick in the first round this year.

The Chiefs will trade up and draft Robert Griffin III (please God let this happen)

We will finally find out who Ted marries so I can stop watching How I Met Your Mother.  Seriously that show stopped being funny like two seasons ago but I can’t stop watching it.  I have to know!

Kentucky will win the national title in basketball.  They will beat UNC in the championship game.

UNC will eventually get this title when Kentucky is forced to vacate all their wins due to blatant cheating on the part of Calipari.

Nothing will happen for the rest of the year crazier than this story.  Click on that link.  Seriously.  I won’t spoil the whole story, but it includes Roy Halladay, a man harvesting tropical fish for an aquarium, an anaconda attack, and a man named Skeet.

America will dominate the Olympics this summer per usual.  Once again showing other countries that we are better than they are at games.


Happy New Year






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